what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"A horse is not a machine. Every takeoff, every landing, every rollback, and every turn takes a toll on his body.
In a very real sense, each horse has a finite number of good jumps in his lifetime. You have to always, always be aware of how many jumps you are using up.
In other words, if your horse has one million jumps in him, every fence you take means one less fence you can jump later. Therefore, it is critical that you use those jumps wisely. Make each one count."
Geoff Teall on Riding Hunters, Jumpers, and Equitation: Develop a Winning Style (via vagabird)